There's this show on TV and it's pretty popular, it's called Law & Order. I was to be a stunt double of a guy who ate too many chicken burrito supremes. The story was, I was under arrest for the kidnapping of a lost poodle named Smokey.

Nah, but there was this shoot on 125th and Harlem where I used to stay. These guys were disturbing my sleep so I ran outside and told them if they didn't move those fuckin lights, I was gonna shove them up the directors ass. They liked my emotion and decided to make me an extra. So my only line is, "I didn't see nuthin." Heh, heh, heh...