Yo, the one on the left is Scott. He's a director. The one on the right is Josh. He's a Engineer. Civil I believe. They both work very hard, they're good at what they do, and they listen to Bob Marley and Bussa Buss every now and then. How cool can you get.

Scott will keep you up to date on the latest Nintendo 64 game. But he'll freak you out man, with the little things that he'll do in the corner of your eye. Like this one time, he showed me that James Bond 64 game. And while I was playing, he pulled out his fuckin eye, exposing a small vial of kool-aid which he gulped down, then, quickly, he put it back in his socket and closed his eye shut. I didn't look though. I just acted like I didn't see that shit. Then I went in his fridge while he was in the bathroom writing astrological equations under the seat of his toilet. And lo and behold, I saw a bunch of little smurfs all hitting smurf bongs. "Man am I smurfed up," one said.

Josh, on the other hand, is from Hawaii, and so he's pretty much forever on this chill tip. I mean, the dude's the only non-stressed Engineer at Howard University, so either he's of Scott's species or he's from Hawaii. I dunno, man. I remember one time, in Drew Hall some odd years ago, we pulled out this couch and stuck it in the hallway. Then I brought out my TV and we watched Empire Strikes Back in the hallway while people walked past lookin. They looked at us like we were buggin the fuck out. I guess we were. Oh well. Don't tell anybody I told you this though. Aight?